Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 05, 2023

Truly, a match made in … Canada.

I stopped wearing watches after they kept breaking years ago.

I stopped caring what time it is.

Well, I heard those Smart Watches could save your life… ☺

yeah, turn off all those extra alerts. I don’t need my watch to tell me to stand up. My butt can do that on its own.

Why would anyone want a watch that nags them?