Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for October 20, 2022

and all you do, Zack, is — not just eat, poop, and sleep — is go to school, play video games, and complain over micro aggressions

Almost might as well be a cat.

He left out whizz on the Mrs’ flowers.

Those sound like good agenda. What seems to be the problem?

Is that the steering wheel from Jill’s car? Hanging from the tree.