Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 04, 2022

You look sort of familiar… have I ever stolen your identity before?

You look familiar…didn’t you tell me to fock off at a bar one time?

If he has to ask that question, it causes me to wonder just how many times he’s been married…

Shaft (Samuel Jackson) made that comment but his was, have we ever done the horizontal mambo

Whenever someone asks, “you look familiar, where do I know you from?”

I like to respond with, "Well do you watch porn?

“No, Jerry. We’ve never met.”

Is he talking to the blonde with the laptop on the counter or to the invisible person holding the floating coffee mug?

Yeah, and I’m still waiting for the alimony payment.

never, I mean NEVER, lead with that line…..

She: Yes and you were a bore!

Before what?