The ice cream isn’t the only one about to have a meltdown…
Milk is NOT cream and “ice cream” made with milk is NOT ice cream. That’s why Dairy Queen cones do not taste like they used to, just milk now.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out the ground.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast.
It’s so hot global warming has been replaced by global melting.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
Beggars can’t be choosers, Carl. Now drink up.
June 28, 2014
Ricky Bennett almost 2 years ago
The ice cream isn’t the only one about to have a meltdown…
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Milk is NOT cream and “ice cream” made with milk is NOT ice cream. That’s why Dairy Queen cones do not taste like they used to, just milk now.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot I started putting ice-cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out the ground.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast.
It’s so hot global warming has been replaced by global melting.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
Natarose almost 2 years ago
Beggars can’t be choosers, Carl. Now drink up.