In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 21, 2022

Earl, real men NEVER take the penalty.

“But it’s my lucky ball.”

Just get the butter.

Who’s Pete?

Feeling a bit crabby?

Caught between a claw and a hard place…

Earl is pinched for time.

Way down in the bayou, stuck in the mud

There’s a little critter that the Cajun people love

She got two big claws and eight tiny feet

And a tail full o’ meat, that’s good to eat

You boil ’em down ’til they nice and red

You squeeze the tail and you suck the head

- Zachary Richard

Come on – get crackin’!

Now that’s a hazard.

Some people just got to things the hard way.

How’d Hawthorne get so buff?

The Earl of Sandwich

Be wary of crab