Tiny Sepuku by Ken Cursoe for May 23, 2022

When I was in central Illinois

The hottest girl I ever saw

Was a sweet little number, who woke up my slumber

A girl from Mackinaw

She’s standing there on the hillside

And I’m staring up at her world

She loved Pantera, wore too much mascara

I got a Mackinaw Girl

- Chicago Farmer