Andertoons by Mark Anderson for July 29, 2022

Roof roof

I would say it’s “bark bark” because of the book I read named “Rex Barks”.

(Don’t bother looking it up. It’s about sentence diagramming.)

Let lying dogs sleep.

“yippee yo yippee yay”

Woof?

Objection! Badgering the witness! And we know dogs hate badgers.

The examination is getting ruff.

Bite him, Rex, bite him!

“Arf arf?”

I said bark bark because I don’t like the tone of your questioning. Next time I may add a snarl. Besides I need to go pee!

Maybe he should have said DiMaggio?

Throw the newspaper at him. There’s nothing pleasant about the sound of dog barking.

“and furthermore, who’s a good boy, rex…?”

Errors in translation are responsible for much of the misery in the world