Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for April 20, 2022

Transcript:

Woe is me. Darin kicked me out and now I'm a homeless and hungry oompa loompa.- oompa loompa Sniff! Hold on! Someone in that house over there is making cookies!- oompa loompa Excuse me, I was wondering if I could have some of your delicious smelling cookies?- oompa loompa Sure! come on in and sit down, I'll be with you in five seconds!- neighbor Yes! *sigh* Everything's gonna be alright.- oompa loompa ...I'm Chris Hanson from NBC's "To Catch a Predator." Sit down, pervert. Oh, crap.- oompa loompa