Ted Rall for March 07, 1999
Transcript:
When cinematic cliches go too far. Man 1: You and I we're exactly the same... Man 2: No, we're not. We're not anything alike! Of course, we're both bipedal, Caucasian males. And there's no way to determine DNA coding. Similarities without sending samples out to a lab. So it's entirely possible that just as your DNA may be closer to a Mongolian railway worker than your own fraternal twin, you and I may, in fact, be essentially the same... though not exactly. I am, however somewhat more pretentious.