Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for September 09, 1999
September 08, 1999
September 10, 1999
Transcript:
I read an article somewhere that listening to Mozart can actually make kids smarter. Yeah, right. They said that the very precise mathematical patterns of his music sort of reshuffle the brain's synapses and stimulate more organized thought patterns. Sure... Sure... Wheee! Bang! Bang! Pow! Screeeech! I got it! Did not! Plus, it also calms him down. Bring it on, Wolfgang!
No One in Particular about 2 years ago
I wonder what Mozart’s parents were thinking when they named him… “hey, this kid is destined to be a great classical music artist – let’s name him after a pack of dangerous animals!”