Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 29, 2022

Only female mosquitos bite & bleed you

They know when I go outside. Little pests that gives me an allergic reaction every time they bite me.

They should’ve said no to college students’ debt?

(Said in an unenthusiastic group grown.) " Hi Scott. "

“Stay away from college frat parties.”

Time for a lemon eucalyptus cocktail scottie, come over here