bacon by Lonnie Millsap for December 03, 2021

What about necking?

Don’t forget yoga lessons for how to get down low enough to drink water.

Must be high school.

I think you’d want to train them to avoid predators, too. Lions are the biggest predator of giraffes, but they have others, too.

Source: https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/facts/giraffe

It’s really a stretch to try for much else.