Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 19, 2021

Ow indeed.

“That model on the cover is a real dog!”

No spring chicken there

Why not use it ? You will not get free perfume from the internet reading of a magazine ;-)

I cancelled two subscriptions due to perfume samples, and any ad that comes with samples goes immediately into the trash. The scents get my asthma going.

Before reading the punchline, I thought she was giving an opinion of the fashion/state-of-dress shown in the magazine.

That’s gonna sting…

I used to put opened samples in my wallet with the idea that when I opened it, the smell would be a nice surprise to those around. But it didn’t really work

Paper cuts? She’s being way too aggressive in the application. You are supposed to rub not slice.

I heard a hilarious perfume commercial parody for “Wrists”. (Women will get it.)

ACK. High on my list of the (many) reasons I avoid fashion magazines like the plague is those fragrance inserts. They clog up my sinuses instantly, & most of them don’t even smell that good to me.

Chickens got wrists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)