FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 22, 2006

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Jason: Would you say this glass is half-full or half-empty? Paige: Half-empty. Jason: Would you say this glass is half-full or half-empty? Peter: Half-full. Jason: Would you say this glass is half-full or half-empty? Roger: Half-empty. Jason: Would you say this glass is half-full or half-empty? Andy: Half-full. Jason: Ha ha! You're all wrong! The glass is five-twelfths full and seven twelfths empty! Suckerrrs! Roger: when do we get to give a psycholoogical test to him? andy: You really think a test is necessary?