FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 26, 1997

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Roger: I'm telling you, Andy, my buying an expensive club like this can actually save us money! Andy: Excuse me?! Roger: The titanium lets it have a super-huge sweet spot, which will help to straighten out my splice. Andy: How will that save money? Roger: Remember that lawyer I almost beaned the last time we golfed? Andy: He only threatened to sue. Roger: And then there are the cases of balls I lose each time... Andy: YOu know, you could just stop playing!