Berkeley Mews by Ben Zaehringer for September 20, 2021

Pretty soon Prince Charming will come along and wake her up.

Which one is Grumpy? Apparently all of them.

Grumpy is the one checking his watch. Oh my bad, that’s Biden.

Man, the rent’s going to be huge once she wakes up. Prime forest space with designer glass coffin.

I went out with a small-time actress a couple of times. After I dropped her off, I came back for the hat I had forgotten. I found her crying in frustration over a final rent notice.

I sat down and wrote a check. I told her, “This is not a loan. Even I am not crazy enough to loan money to an actress.”