Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 15, 2021

Nate has a phone?

smh gramps

6/10

Hopefully people won’t make fun of that name

I think it would be better to ask gram.

Definitely not Uncle Ted

Come on Vern, you’re family, but that’s actually smart, asking for 10% profit

A 10% profit isn’t too much. Don’t be greedy, Nate!

lol

Hasnt vern already asked enough from nate

There better NOT be a Part 2!!!!!!!

theory: nate is a genius. he just doesn’t care about school

i predict there is a continuation arc

People might not believe Gramps anyway because he’s a relative.

Just accept it Nate

Hi everyone! It is finally the weekend! I hope you enjoy it. I know I will. My birthday is in less than a month, and my school ends by the end of June! I can’t wait!! Have a fantastic day and stay safe!

Good morning everybody, it is Saturday may 15th, make it a good day for us gocomics users.

Don’t balk too long, kid….you’ll give him time too jack it up to 12%………

IMO 10% for Gramps is a good deal.

that way Granp has an excuse to protect himself without saying no.

Pro gamer move!

WAY to go…..gra..mps

Exactly what I would have done. Savage move Gramps!

“Cover” charge…..

So… Gramps is defeating the purpose of their business, essentially.

I know that people have been getting into writing stories, and posting them on here, so I will give you all the shortest big NATE story you can imagine!

Once upon a time, the end!

Gramps is certainly smart

Vern, you idiot. 10% of nothing is still nothing!

I’m new here.

Everyone with half a brain! Flag Shadow Percival Long!

10%? I don’t even know if Nate has that much money

10% of the money, that is.

Kindergarten is in session, apparently.

Has Bonki Boi struck yet?

Only 10%!

nobody’s gonna read this but IM GETTING THE VACCINE TODAY LETS GOOOOO

Would you rather get rid of racisim or Covid 19? I vote racisim.

savage

where is the thing where nate has to decide between kelly and angie

GUYS IF ANYONE IS STILL HERE (beside Artur because i do not speak fluently in his language yet) DARKMAN666 IS BACK! I SAW HE MADE AN ALT AND IS HIDING IN THE SHADOWS AND HE IS CALLING HIMSELF CREATOR OF G.O.D.S!

Hello everyone here is a poll: do y’all still want me to make the if I met big nate story or. . .a new one?

Hi y’all I’ll be off but I’ll still be waiting on answers on my poll See you!

HOW TO SAY MMMMMMMMMM:

Step one: think about something that satisfies you

Step two: Smile

Step three: Close your eyes and raise your eyebrows

Step four: Say the magic word. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I just verified this alt. I’m back i guess lol

Nate got this from monopoly XD

Nate’s greedy enough to wonder why Gramps wants 10 percent?

Wowie.

lol free mooney

That was smart of Gramps.

gramps should get 30% because what if gramps gets in troulbe

have fun lol … … … … … … https://docs.google.com/document/d/17J_1ivapyyJ369LTckNzBdFkv5yP1Ooe9cdUK2QHIgs/edit?usp=sharing

He means he wants 10%

‘°͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌͌’

im not a bot just testing some stuff lol

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