Strange Brew by John Deering for May 01, 2021

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    At one per second — and that would be REALLY FAST even if the horse is using decimal stomping (grin) — it would take a bit over 11.5 days.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Need to change horseshoes every 100,000.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The real problem occurs when the ringmaster loses track of the count and the horse has to start over.

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    There’s a million reasons why this wouldn’t work…

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    About the same number of times CNN has discussed the Capitol protest.

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    spaced man spliff  about 3 years ago

    Man with dog to agent: “My dog can speak”

    Agent: “Yeah, sure, show me”.

    Man to dog: “What’s on top of the house?”

    Dog: “Roof”.

    Man to dog: “Who’s the greatest baseball player”?

    Dog: “Ruth”.

    Agent: “Yeah, yeah. Don’t call us; we’ll call you”.

    (They leave the studio).

    Dog: “Well, who was I supposed to say? Pee Wee Reese?”

    Man to dog: “Not another word !!”

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