Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 04, 2001

Transcript:

Ele...in the time before Man. With the election process being as ridiculous as the two major candidates, the Grand High Court is brought in to anoint the new emperor of Bullemia, the national jubilation begins... TV: Jorge Flush wins in a split decision...you may now get on with your lives. "Bullemia quickly moves forward with its peaceful transition of power as Emperor Jorge II takes the oath of office... Dinosaur: Repeat after me... Jorge: Oh, that's ok...I've got it all rememberized! I, Jorge Flush, promise to uphold and maintain the impersonation of Emperor... ...By staying out of the way and let my dad's friends handle all the real work, not touching any buttons on the desk or to sign anything into law without the vice emperor's permission, and never, ever speak without a script or answer questions without being heavily coached. Dinosaur: Close enough... Jorge: I'm a unificater, not a divider-upper!! Slick: Uh, that was our little private oath of office, kid...