Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 10, 2002

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Cathy: Where is he??! Mom: Let't think about that. Time spent searching for the perfect shoes last year: 35 hours. Time spent searching for the perfect man: 35 minutes. Time spent hunting for matching tops: 4 weeks. Time spent hunting for matching life partner: 4 hours. Time invested in making sweater work: 2 months. Time invested in making relationship work: 2 seconds. Number of outfits you gave a chance to: 468. Number of humans you gave a chance to: 0. Perhaps you should be asking something besides "Where is he??" Cathy: Where is he, and why don't I have anything to wear?! Misses Right Mr. Right