Drew Sheneman for February 09, 2021

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    Zev   about 3 years ago

    You are leaving out the part where teachers are also expected to disinfect all surfaces in between classes during this plague, and somehow supervise social distancing in a small classroom jammed with twenty+ students.

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    cpiller Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Every time someone gives teachers crap for not being willing to come running back into the classrooms, I want to lock them in a 10’ square room with a dozen infected people and refuse to let them out.

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    Alphadog  about 3 years ago

    And yet the working people that the left despises, still show up to work every day to make sure your daily needs are met. I for one appreciate them, even if they are considered less than desirable politically and culturally.

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    artmer  about 3 years ago

    How did we get to this point? Oh, yeah. Republicans.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Have you heard about the next planned “Survivor” show?Three businessmen and three businesswomen will be dropped in an elementary classroom for 6 weeks. Each business person will be provided with a copy of their school district’s curriculum, and a class of 28 students. Each class will have 5 learning-disabled children, 3 with ADHD, 1 gifted child, and 2 who speak limited English. Three will be labeled as severe behavior problems.Each business person must complete lesson plans at least 3 days in advance with annotations for curriculum objectives and modify, organize or create materials accordingly. They will be required to teach the students, handle misconduct, implement technology, document attendance, write referrals, correct homework, make bulletin boards, compute grades, complete report cards, document benchmarks, communicate with parents, and arrange parent conferences. They must also supervise recess and detention and monitor the hallways and restrooms. In addition they will complete drills for fires, tornadoes, or shooting attacks and assist with fundraisers.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 3 years ago

    They must attend workshops, weekly faculty meetings, school improvement sessions; and curriculum development meetings. They must also tutor those students who are behind and strive to get their 2 non-English speaking children proficient enough to take the SOL and SAT-9 tests. If they are sick or having a bad day they must not let it show. Each day they must incorporate reading, writing, math, science, and social studies into the program. They must maintain discipline and provide an educationally stimulating environment at all times.The business people will only have access to the golf course on the weekends after all teaching and preparation tasks are completed, but on their new salary they will not be able to afford it anyway. There will be no access to vendors who want to take them out to lunch, and the lunch hour will be limited to 30 minutes while supervising students.On days when they do not have recess duty, the business people will be permitted to use the staff restroom during the 15 minutes that another survival candidate is supervising their students. They will also be provided with two 40-minute planning periods per week while their students are having music or art class in the classroom and one 40-minute planning period while their students are having physical education in the gym. If the copier is operable, they may make copies of necessary materials at that time.The business people must continually advance their education on their own time, preferably during the summer months, and pay for this advanced training themselves. This can be accomplished either by moonlighting at a second job or marrying someone with a lot of money.The winner will be allowed to return to his or her corporate job

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