In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 13, 2021

Try doing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1-rfpQSN3w

Better get a SlitherBit.

Must be Fitbit product placement day. Another comic had the Tinman returning one because the heart monitor wasn’t registering his pulse.

Maybe if he strapped on a measuring wheel.

thanks to pschearer, inTHE ARGYLE SWEATER comments I am HERE :D

That’s just funny.

Side winding watch.

He needs to switch to a GPS tracker.

More oscillations in his slither.

5000 slithers I’m guessing

If he uses the GPS setting he can at least get his distance crawled.

Must be a reptile dysfunction.

But you’re killing it with stomach crunches!