Ted Rall for March 05, 2005
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Bush bullied France into sending one officer to Iraq- well, Brussels. Now other allies are joining the coalition of chilling: Big thanks to Germany, whose paper fix stapler is helping the war effort in Baghdad. (Man: It's great for keeping those long torture memos in one place!) (Man 2: And for poking Iraqis!) Russia came through with bootleg jean-claude van damme videos. (Man 3: This clip from universal soldier shows how to rappel a dam.) (Man 4: You blew up our dams.) Greece is offering attractive rates on package tours. (Woman: Troops on R&R will love our 7-day, 6 night, 5-island getaway! (Please don't torture anyone.) And Canada is sending its most precious resources to the front. (Bush: Snow and asbestos! Hurrah!) (Man 5: Poor bush... too dumb to know he's being insulted.)