Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2011

Transcript:

Goat: You know, Pig, before you start dating a mop, you should try one of those internet dating sites. You tell them stuff about yourself, like our interests and your intellect, and they suggest a good mate for you. Pig: I tired that. Goat: Who'd they suggest? Pig: A mop. It was love at first sight.