Optimist: the glass is half full. Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Realist: Someone is going to spill the bloody glass on the carpet.
I’ve always liked “She didn’t kill me in my sleep, She didn’t kill me in my sleep…”
I liked ‘the glass is double the size it’s supposed to be’.
Muzi54 over 1 year ago
Optimist: the glass is half full. Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Realist: Someone is going to spill the bloody glass on the carpet.
Robert Miller Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’ve always liked “She didn’t kill me in my sleep, She didn’t kill me in my sleep…”
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
I liked ‘the glass is double the size it’s supposed to be’.