Lisa Benson for May 03, 2011

Are you sure?

Dude, get over it! Need the long form death certificate?

Do you have it? There’ll be another despot along in a minute, anyway.

Here come the “deathers”.

I’m not sure why there is any doubt that OSL is dead. Elvis shot him himself, and then helped load him onto the UFO that scattered the pieces of what was left of his body over Atlantis.

Of course Elvis did; aided by Marylin Monroe, a certain princess and her boyfriend along with Jim Morrison and Jon Lennon, who are all living on the moon with the face from Mars.

Atlantis, however, is out of bounds as it has strict immigration controls.

Good one Lisa.

PCOLLI, NEMESYS… nah, it wasn’t Elvis… no one can shoot a gun like Tupac and Biggie. They did it.

^^^ funny… though I’m not so sure the round Earth thing is a “theory.” I mean, really… who believes that anyway. We got the real truth in Pirates of the Caribbean. ; )

Deniers of round Earth “Theory = Circular logic

Circular Logic = Lack of reason

Lack of reason = ReasonsVentriloquist

^Look! Its a dearther!

Cindy Sheehan is a “deather”. Look what she has to say about Obama’s “Empire”:

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2011/05/03/cindy-sheehan-thinks-empire-faked-osama-takedown-will-chris-matthews-rec

I guess she won’t be invited on “The View” anymore.

Meanwhile, congratulations to the president, who made the right decisions, to the troops who carried it out, and to the wiretaps and “enhanced interrogation” at Club Gitmo that got the background intel. It’s a good thing that President Obama listened to President Bush, and not Senator Obama when putting this together.

I was channel surfing on AM last night and came across Michael Savage, who summed it up perfectly. He said “This president is milking this for all he’s got, and now they’re going to use more intel recovered at the scene to track down the other Al Queda guys one by one, and this president is going to milk that, too. And god bless him for that - he deserves to - I hope he does it again and again and again!”

BULL winkie said “Since 9-11, the Republicans have not stopped trying to destroy this Economy and Government.”

Truth be told, Obama, Pelosi and Reid did it in just 2 years …

Let the “O” revel in the accomplishments of the military he wouldn’t support and denigrated since day 1 …

No O 10-12

Well, Lady Liberty, I’m proud of what our military did. So “O” “milks it”, so what? At least that creep OBL is off the planet. I think there’s plenty of time for “O” to mess up (even more than he’s done so far) so let the guy strut.

Buzz the Kat says;

Osama’s dead. Can you guys stop hating arabs, now?

Nemesys… I actually agree with you. I think Obama should milk it and I think anyone in his place, especially if they are trying to get reelected, would.

If I were his adviser I would certainly recommend him to do so. The hope is to take some focus off the poor economy and gas prices (and the increasing of food prices, etc.) and put it on the success against terrorism. The fact that he was able to end the unjust war (even though Bush succeeded in Iraq) and end the rule of the one man that was able to avoid everyone for so long will help build support for his run. And being able to get all that intel in the building too! Yes, he should milk this for all it’s worth… despite the fact I’m not a fan. Wisdom is wisdom, regardless of whom uses it.

Now let’s see how effectively BO does use it.

Meanwhile, Obama’s 100% approval rating led to this story.

(satire)

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/05/02/2012-election-cancelled/

If the guy was alive, he would be more than happy to show himself on Tv…

unless, of course, he’s not dead but being “debriefed” with extreme prejudice (since he’s “dead” there’s no worry of rescue attempts or hostage taking to secure his release) after which he’s shot in the back of the neck and fed to the hogs. We can only hope….

The battle must go on, but one evil mastermind has been removed. That is not the end, but progress. We can breathe a brief sigh of relief.

Rocky, I agree with the possibility of your scenario, sans the shot in the back of the neck part.

If the hogs are hungry enough, they’ll relish Mr. Bin Laden live on the hoof.

^^^Buzz the Kat replies; But he was the reason you humans went to war, was it?

My human says that now the war has lost its bad guy, its legitimacy and therefore, can only go downhill from here.