Darwin wins again. And even gets a signed release?
Did he get a signed non-disclosure agreement, too? Nah, Trump victims tell no tales.
Apparently the 9-9-9 “aww shucky-ducky” Uzbeki-beki-bekistan guy didn’t have enough demon sex or alien DNA to protect him. Candidate 999 destroyed by fake “president” 666.
Murdered by Trump. Or was it suicide? A murder / suicide? How many people did Herman Cain kill with his corona-hoax tweets and between the time of infection and positive result? How many people did he share his Trump-gift from?
Rest in pizza!
But Herman Cain was just DYING to go to that Tulsa rally for Trump!
Ah, Herman Cain… I’ll mostly skip over how much he fought against healthcare for all bills (who’d need that these days? BTW, your “free” COVID-19 test can run between about $20 to way over $800 – and don’t forget the cost of the office or hospital visit! “Free” means something very different in the USA than in most of the rest of the world), so let’s now talk about 1996. That’s the year he successfully lobbied to make the minimum wage a whopping $2.13 an hour for “tipped employees” (that’s workers like restaurant servers/waitstaff). Almost 25 years later now and the tipped minimum wage is… (a drumroll, if you please!)… $2.13 per hour. Rot in hell, Herman Cain. And now you also know why I tip my servers well on the few times I can afford to go out. Trickle down economics can kiss my…
Trump went in search for Louie Gohmert to ask that he start wearing a face mask while campaigning for him in Texas. He’d somehow confused Gohmert with Cain as all Trump supporters think alike. He’d forgotten which one it was that died. No harm, no foul.
Senator Marco Rubio, upon learning of Herman’s death, called into his office and asked that they look for a picture of him and Herman McCain together, the famous Navy pilot during the Vietnam war. This time he said, "Make darn sure you the correct picture of the guy this time ! "
History does repeat itself. . .just hopefully not on November 3rd. One mistake was enough.
Dad used to tell this old joke, as a kid I fell for it, of course. Why do they put walls around the cemetery? Because people are just dying to get in there.
Was there a clause in that release where Trump still gets the signer’s vote in November, as well as the votes of his immediate family, even if the signer dies?
Marco Rubio, after learning Herman died, called his office and told them to look in his photo files for a picture of himself and Herman McCain together, the Congressman who had been a Navy pilot in Vietnam. This time he said, “Be damn sure you get the correct Black guy this time !”
DD Wiz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Darwin wins again. And even gets a signed release?
Did he get a signed non-disclosure agreement, too? Nah, Trump victims tell no tales.
Apparently the 9-9-9 “aww shucky-ducky” Uzbeki-beki-bekistan guy didn’t have enough demon sex or alien DNA to protect him. Candidate 999 destroyed by fake “president” 666.
Murdered by Trump. Or was it suicide? A murder / suicide? How many people did Herman Cain kill with his corona-hoax tweets and between the time of infection and positive result? How many people did he share his Trump-gift from?
Rest in pizza!
But Herman Cain was just DYING to go to that Tulsa rally for Trump!
JDave almost 4 years ago
‘I don’t take responsibility at all’
Coopersdad almost 4 years ago
Well, you are certainly irresponsible!!
feverjr Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why do you think they made you sign it… duh
Display almost 4 years ago
Ah, Herman Cain… I’ll mostly skip over how much he fought against healthcare for all bills (who’d need that these days? BTW, your “free” COVID-19 test can run between about $20 to way over $800 – and don’t forget the cost of the office or hospital visit! “Free” means something very different in the USA than in most of the rest of the world), so let’s now talk about 1996. That’s the year he successfully lobbied to make the minimum wage a whopping $2.13 an hour for “tipped employees” (that’s workers like restaurant servers/waitstaff). Almost 25 years later now and the tipped minimum wage is… (a drumroll, if you please!)… $2.13 per hour. Rot in hell, Herman Cain. And now you also know why I tip my servers well on the few times I can afford to go out. Trickle down economics can kiss my…
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
Trump went in search for Louie Gohmert to ask that he start wearing a face mask while campaigning for him in Texas. He’d somehow confused Gohmert with Cain as all Trump supporters think alike. He’d forgotten which one it was that died. No harm, no foul.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Darwin was RIGHT!!! The SLOW AND THE STUPID WILL DIE OFF EVENTUALLY… and I just can’t wait!
mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, he’s still got Ben Carson….
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
All those at the Tulsa rally would gladly give their lives for trump.. warriors and true believers that they are.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Its funny cause its true.
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
Senator Marco Rubio, upon learning of Herman’s death, called into his office and asked that they look for a picture of him and Herman McCain together, the famous Navy pilot during the Vietnam war. This time he said, "Make darn sure you the correct picture of the guy this time ! "
History does repeat itself. . .just hopefully not on November 3rd. One mistake was enough.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
Dad used to tell this old joke, as a kid I fell for it, of course. Why do they put walls around the cemetery? Because people are just dying to get in there.
ferddo almost 4 years ago
Was there a clause in that release where Trump still gets the signer’s vote in November, as well as the votes of his immediate family, even if the signer dies?
The Love of Money is . . . almost 4 years ago
Marco Rubio, after learning Herman died, called his office and told them to look in his photo files for a picture of himself and Herman McCain together, the Congressman who had been a Navy pilot in Vietnam. This time he said, “Be damn sure you get the correct Black guy this time !”
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Lemming republicans rushing to suicide.