Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 14, 2011

For a moment I thought she used a pirated recipe.

Arragh!!! Blow me down, matey. Don’t make me send ye to Davy Jones’s locker.

Remember doing that with “plethora” once. Actually found a plethora of opportunities.

That’s what “Talk Like a Pirate Day” is for - it comes around every September 19.

A verbal bucket list?

“Bucket list”. There. Now I’ve said it and I can move on, perhaps to make my quietus with a bare bodkin.

Sounds like a groovy idea, by the way “whats your sign???”

“Where’s me spinach?”

“Who lives in a pineapple unda da sea?”

“Can’t we go to jail for hacking into the Pentagon?”