The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 12, 2022

Transcript:

Evelyn: Professor! What are YOU making? Professor: Valentine cards, Evelyn, my dear... a couple hundred of them! Evelyn: A couple hundred? The Professor: I'm doing a bulk mailing. I'm figuring that with an average 2.5% acceptance rate on bulk mail... Evelyn: How romantic... Man: Fifty more red heart cutouts, Professor...