Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for April 05, 2011

Next proposed rule change:

if you promise, really and truly, to punt, you can now choose to punt from the opponents 20 yard line, especially when you’re playing the Bears.

The new rule de-values kickoff return specialists. When will their agents sue?

Sorry, but that is what they get paid millions of dollars a year for, to entertain. Change the rules too much and you will lose fans.

And suurrrre this is about player safety…Devin Haster has NOTHING to do with this….

And NASCAR fans just reallllly love watching those left turns!