The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 18, 2021
September 17, 2021
September 19, 2021
Transcript:
Woman: Hellllooo....this is Sabrina's Sixty-Plus Escort Service. Man: Hi! Can you provide me with a 60-something female escort? Woman: Certainly, sir! For what purpose is this assignment? Man: I'm running for mayor in my city and I need a 'pretend' wife to suggest stability. Woman: I see...how long will you need this escort? Man: Maybe ten appearances during the campaign. Woman: But, sir! What if you win? Man: Do you offer a long-term lease? In apt. B-22 at Elderpark:
nicka93 over 2 years ago
If he wins he gets the trophy wife
harr2y1131 over 2 years ago
Great idea, score.
Wally Cup Of Joe over 2 years ago
Sabrina’s sending Ludmilla instead of a trophy wife.