The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 02, 2021

Transcript:

Miss Overdunne: I'm losing sleep over the idea of illegal pets here at Elderpark! What've you found Ludmilla? Nurse Ludmilla: Veyr little, Komrade Director... Miss Overdunne: If we let just one pet in, it'll get out of hand!! First it's cat!...Then dogs! Then white rats!! Then gerbils...canaries...parrots...hamster!! Hundreds of hamsters! I hear them at night!! They're in the walls!! Ludmilla: When did you take last vacation, Komrade Director? Miss Overdunne: In high school. Why?