The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for October 04, 2020
October 03, 2020
October 05, 2020
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Mister Dusty...why does Professor not sit in car with you?... Dusty: Long story, Ludmilla. He's upset 'cause I hit a steer by accident and ended up puttin' its horns on my hood, and its hide on my seats. The Perfessor does not understand that livestock are not pets. The Professor: As Confucius says: "Mankind differs from the animals only by a little." Dusty: Perfessor...can I ask you a question? The Professor: Is there someone else out there? I hear a distant voice...do you know where your hamburger comes from? The Professor: I certainly do! It is brought by the waiter! Dusty: I rest my case. Ludmilla, working undercover for Elderpark management, tries to solve a baffling mystery:
Ralph Newbill over 3 years ago
Dusty is correct, but there are times….
Lou over 3 years ago
Didn’t Confucius say, “Men who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor”? Or was that just 6th grade Confucius?
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
City boy.
bryce.gear over 3 years ago
For such a smarty pants, he is very uninformed.
sandflea over 3 years ago
And some of it comes from a lab.
bsdunek over 3 years ago
And our meat comes from the grocery store; that way, no animals are harmed.