Gary Markstein for March 19, 2020

We TRIED to quarantine him, and it didn’t work. Though my federal congress and senate critters all voted for it.

He can’t do rallies anymore. He needs to be seen somewhere.

I bet Hoover said that same thing in October, 1929…

It’s so good, the next executive order will likely be martial law. (After all, he’s declared himself a “war time” president now.) But that will only apply to the expendable 99%. The privileged wealthy must not be endangered or inconvenienced.

How is it his team does not fact check his speech before he steps out to make it. At every one of his recent press announcements there have been glaring untruths.. Mercy ships.. Websites.. Testing stations… Cures… that are obviously not ready.

I hear they’re expanding the Hitler Suite in Hell. They’re expecting a large upsurge in business and Mao doesn’t like being too near quai loh.

It is the tRump Virus.

The ugliest cheerleader on earth, Go Team, Rah Raw.

Republican senators keep giving Trump license to be lawless, quarantine them.

I have no clue as to what Fred and Mary Anne were doing while Trump was growing up, but they weren’t educating him in the niceties of living among humans, that’s for sure – either that or Trump was (and still is) simply “uneducable”.

Insanely vain Trump is putting the medical team in the background, they were getting to much of the spotlight.

Nice artwork, love the look on Dr Fauci’s face

You know it’s serious when Laura Ingraham says good things about Andrew Cuomo.