Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 24, 2020

It sounds like someone who played way too much of a City Planning game on their PC.

i was just saying to the missus today as we drove through an area where there’s a school across from a dairy farm next to a temple and a huge industrial park down the block from rows of low rent high rises with regular single occupant houses sandwiched in between all those that whoever zoned that ‘hood must’ve been on acid…

Yeah, that person (whoever he or she is) needs to stay away from those hard drugs!

That would explain why it was done in crayon.

Well, it was getting dark when they drew those plans. Kind of a twilight zone…

This "district"s me from the map….we need more parks n recreation

No one is gonna want to live there, no bars.

That which zones the least zones the best. Communities would all look like that if we were actually free. Good thing we aren’t, huh?

I live in District 9.

Well that’s one way to shorten our commute.