Garfield: "Dear Ask a Dog"... "Is it true you became man's best friend by bribing somebody?" Signed, a cat sitting next to you". Oh, look. He kept the receipt.
Cats:
Keep your lap and feet warm on cold nights
Can when required feed themselves
Dispose of any unwanted vermin
Dispose of their own waste, usually
Will Groom themselves
Their fur smells like cinnamon
Will pay you back for any kindness by leaving you presents of food, sometimes ‘very’ fresh food
Prefer to krap in your neighbours garden
Dogs:
Wake you up in the morning by slobbering in your face
They krap (gets bleeped when spelt with a ‘c’ ^_^) all over the place
Require feeding at regular intervals
Will eat you out of house and home
Require walking at inconvenient times
Their concept of grooming consists of licking their private parts, just before they lick your face
They smell like… Well they smell like dogs really.
Conclusion:
It must have been a dosey of a bribe to make man go for a deal like that.
Dogs kiss the behind of the owner and cats show the “owner” THEIR BEHINDS. Dogs will hunt for you and “earn their way” if you have the right breed. Lapdogs are one large cat without the benefits. Cats will kill anything resembling a rodent and leave you the body on the door stoop as a “gift”. You can spread a little “used” litter outside around the house and that will keep a lot of varmints away.
I prefer the scooping up litter to the trailing and scooping up sidewalks.
As to the point that cats are the only ones that kill rodents: I grew with with a dog that caught a mouse and also grew up with a cat that didn’t catch mice.
comicgos about 13 years ago
Nothing quite like a smarty cat!
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
Smart dog sometimes.
LittleSister18 about 13 years ago
I love Odies expression.
stormydaze about 13 years ago
I love it when they work together as a team of sorts.
tirnaaisling about 13 years ago
The pro’s and cons:
Cats: Keep your lap and feet warm on cold nights Can when required feed themselves Dispose of any unwanted vermin Dispose of their own waste, usually Will Groom themselves Their fur smells like cinnamon Will pay you back for any kindness by leaving you presents of food, sometimes ‘very’ fresh food Prefer to krap in your neighbours garden
Dogs: Wake you up in the morning by slobbering in your face They krap (gets bleeped when spelt with a ‘c’ ^_^) all over the place Require feeding at regular intervals Will eat you out of house and home Require walking at inconvenient times Their concept of grooming consists of licking their private parts, just before they lick your face They smell like… Well they smell like dogs really.
Conclusion: It must have been a dosey of a bribe to make man go for a deal like that.
webmasterteen about 13 years ago
I agree with DreamScourge. Sure a dog may be man’s best friend, but we all know how our best friends are :P
freeholder1 about 13 years ago
Dogs kiss the behind of the owner and cats show the “owner” THEIR BEHINDS. Dogs will hunt for you and “earn their way” if you have the right breed. Lapdogs are one large cat without the benefits. Cats will kill anything resembling a rodent and leave you the body on the door stoop as a “gift”. You can spread a little “used” litter outside around the house and that will keep a lot of varmints away.
I prefer the scooping up litter to the trailing and scooping up sidewalks.
graulund about 13 years ago
You get a receipt for bribing?
blonday14 about 13 years ago
Aha! Proof from a dog himself! Cats are FAR better! :D
COWBOY7 about 13 years ago
Someone has this bribery thing all figured out……………………..
rgcviper about 13 years ago
Yep–Odie’s expression in the last panel is just great.
frrykid Premium Member about 13 years ago
As to the point that cats are the only ones that kill rodents: I grew with with a dog that caught a mouse and also grew up with a cat that didn’t catch mice.
codycab about 13 years ago
Thats a yes there.
garf+candh=gr8 almost 13 years ago
odie: my dad is an ACCOUNTANT! An ACCOUNTANT!
Gary Wardell about 3 years ago
I prefer cats myself.