Thatababy by Paul Trap for February 13, 2020

Submitted for your consideration: A woman who only exists online, who decided to delete any trace of her online activities.

Now Dad will have to take care of the baby all by himself (and do whatever he wants without the wife’s disapprovals and vetoes).

Or is it that we’re all just a figment of another person’s mind and when he/she wakes up, “Pling” – guess it’s better than “blork”!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

And Google will still be able to find her somehow.

She learned the answer to the question “To be, or not to be”. If you aren’t on social media you aren’t, and that would be me so I guess I didn’t write this because I don’t exist.

As Descartes said when asked if he’d like a croissant with his morning coffee, “I think not”.

Oh no! She’s gone!

Wow – is your husband ever going to be surprised to come home and there is no one watching thatababy….

Welcome to the world of Jason Bourne…

I click on social media, therefor I am.