Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 29, 1991

Transcript:

Lucy sits on the ground, holding a football. She trills, "Charlie Brownnn!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands beside her. Lucy says, "I'll hold the ball, Charlie Brown, and you come running up and kick it..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown answers, "Congratulate me! You have just nominated me 'Most stupid kid of the Year'"<BR><BR> Lucy pleads, "But look, Charlie Brown..I've been reading this book about holding the ball..."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "See? It tells how to hold it for the kickoff, for field goals and for extra points..."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks away. "If someone is reading a book about something, I guess you have to trust her.."<BR><BR> He runs. "This year I'm gonna kick that ball all the way to Omaha!"<BR><BR> Lucy pulls the ball away and Charlie Brown goes flying through the air. He cries, "Aaugh!"<BR><BR> Wham! Charlie Brown lands on his back.<BR><BR> Lucy stands over Charlie Brown. "I wrote the book, Charlie Brown! she explains.<BR><BR>