Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 11, 1990

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty is at her desk. She shouts, "I'm awake!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Yes, ma'am. Well, that might be hard to answer.."<BR><BR> "I mean, it would be like comparing apples and eggs.."<BR><BR> Marcie, sitting behind Peppermint Patty, whispers, "Oranges." Peppermint Patty continues, "Yes, oranges and eggs..."<BR><BR> "Apples and oranges, corrects Marcie. Peppermint Patty continues, "Or eggs and pumpkins!"<BR><BR> "Pumpkind and celery!" declares Marcie. Peppermint Patty adds, "Carrots and coconuts!"<BR><BR> Marcie shouts "Grapes and cucumbers!" Peppermint Patty cries "Bananas and radishes!"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty in profile: "Yes ma'am."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty and Marcie sit on the floor outside the Principal's Office. Marcie offers, "You're weird, Sir, but you're a lot of fun."<BR><BR>