Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 16, 1988

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Sally sits in a chair in the living-room, reading. She exclaims, "This is ridiculous!"<BR><BR> She walks off with the book in tow. She continues, "By the time I finish this I'll be a hundred years old!"<BR><BR> She walks over to Charlie Brown, who is sitting in a chair by the lamp reading, propped up on pillows. She exclaims, "I can't write a book report on this! The stories are too long!"<BR><BR> He kneels and reaches into a book-cupboard, He pulls out a book and says, "Maybe you need a book like this..." She asks, "Does it have short stories?"<BR><BR> She looks at the book and he faces her saying, "Well, they're kind of short..."<BR><BR> She says, "You call these short! They're way too long! I need something short!"<BR><BR> She stands behind him as he goes to the book-cupboard. He looks at another book and says, "Well try this...all it has are pictures..."<BR><BR> She leans over and looks at the book. She asks as he rolls his eyes, "Does it have short pictures?"<BR><BR>