Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 04, 1988

Transcript:

Linus and Lydia sit at their school desks. Lydia says, "Today my name is Polly . ." Linus says, "I don't care if your name is 'Louis the Fourteenth' . . ."<BR><BR> Lydia says, "Names are interesting . . . Shakespeare said . ." Linus says, "I know what Shakespeare said . ."<BR><BR> Lydia says, "Why would I call myself 'Louis the Fourteenth'?" Linus asks, "Why does it take so long for the bell to ring?"<BR><BR>