Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 05, 1986

Transcript:

Linus stands in front of a sales counter. Linus says, "Yes, sir . . I'd like to buy a dozen golf balls for my dad . . . It's his birthday . ."<BR><BR> Linus says, "He always yells at the ball . ."<BR><BR> Linus shouts, "'Go! Stop! Run! Bite! Come back!"<BR><BR> Linus asks, "Do you have any that listen?"<BR><BR>