Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 14, 2020

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Abby: So, Edith, your Dad took your MP3 player. Edith: He thinks it distracts me if I listen to audio books during the game. He's going to keep it from me until the end of the season. Or at least until he's through listening to Sun Tzu's "The Art of War." Voice on tape: All warfare is based on deception. Girl: Coach, who do I go in for? Coach...?