Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 29, 1982

Transcript:

Snoopy and Woodstock lean on each other atop the doghouse. Snoopy sighs as Woodstock does the same and chirps. Charlie Brown stands by the mailbox and looks at an envelope.<BR><BR> He takes the envelope to Snoopy and says,"Here, this just came for you...."<BR><BR> Snoopy looks at the letter and thinks,"You are cordially invited to a luncheon on Wednesday....regrets only."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"I have lots of regrets...I regret I ate too much pizza last night..."<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy start to shake with laughter as Snoopy thinks,"I regret that I've never punched a cat in the nose! I regret that I've never been able to grow a beard! And I regret that I've never heard from that little Georgia beagle since I spilled root beer down her back!"<BR><BR> They start laughing heartily. They fall off the doghouse onto their heads.<BR><BR> Dazed and giggling, Woodstock and Snoopy lie on the floor. Snoopy thinks,"I regret that I can't go to the luncheon because my head hurts."<BR><BR>