Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 14, 2019

I’ll have to try that the next time it happens. Does it work for all bugs or just a fly? What do you use for a hair? :)

Consider it a topping.

Adds a bit of fiber to his diet.

It can only bring the fly round if he isn’t dead, of course. If the tabasco doesn’t work, the fly can go from presumed dead to officially dead.

Good source of protein I hear…..PTUI

We don’t know what kind of soup it is.. but apparently this soup contains dead flies.

I’m soooo sorry, Sir! You’ll get a live one right away!

Try shuffling your feet on the carpet and sticking your finger in the bowl…