Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 21, 1981

Transcript:

Snoopy sits on the doghouse at night and eats. Sally asks, "What kind of watchdog are you?"<BR><BR> Sally continues, "How can you guard our house if you're sitting out here eating pizza?"<BR><BR> Sally says, "I don't know what you expect us to do if a burglar comes into our house . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Send him out here . . I'll bark at him!"<BR><BR>