Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 13, 1977

Transcript:

Lucy sits on the baseball bench, next to her bat, writing.<BR><BR> She walks up to Charlie Brown as he prepares to pitch. She says, with paper in hand,"Hey, manager! I'm making out our lineup...see what you think...."<BR><BR> She continues,"I've got Schroeder down for catcher, Linus at second base, and Snoopy at shortstop..."<BR><BR> He asks,"How about DH? Who's our designated hitter?" She replies,"I put down Shermy, okay?"<BR><BR> He says,"That's fine.....Shermy's a good hitter." She says,"And I've put you down for DG."<BR><BR> He asks,"DG?"<BR><BR> He scowls as she walks off saying,"Designated goat!"<BR><BR>