Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 15, 1976

Transcript:

The World Famous Attorney and Peppermint Patty stand in front of a desk. Peppermint Patty unrolls a piece of paper and says, "I have something here to show you, Mr. Principal."<BR><BR> The World Famous Attorney's ears stand up. Peppermint Patty holds out the rolled up paper and says, "This is my diploma from the 'Ace Obedience School.'"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty continues, "It proves that I've graduated! Therefore, I see no reason why I should return to public school!"<BR><BR> Snoopy tries to run. Peppermint Patty grabs his foot and says, "You look puzzled, sir . . . Could you say something? My attorney seems very anxious to leave . . ."<BR><BR>