Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 23, 2011
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February 24, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch? Man: Yeah. One's from the side of the vending machine and one's from the other. Woman: I stand corrected.
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pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
That is balanced. The candy bar has chocolate and nuts for energy and good fats. The cheese crackers have calcium from the cheese and carbs. If you believe that I’ll tell you another.
Charles Evans Premium Member about 13 years ago
One look at him and it’s evident he knows exactly what he’d doing. Tight abs, square jaw line, overall macho man.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I hate vending machine food.
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Then don’t vend any.
vzs1022 about 13 years ago
…and yet another take on balanced diets.
Totalloser Premium Member about 13 years ago
The Old one from Column A and one from Column B ordering at a Chinese Restaurant
blackman2732 about 13 years ago
Man Logic!!!