Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 01, 2020
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"Check it out, Cow, I can touch my eye." "Hmm, that burns a little. I originally did that trick before I helped my mom prepare chili for lunch. Since then, I handled a couple habanero peppers and various spices...Oh, man!" "AHHHHHHHH!!! The burning!!" "It's like my tears are gasoline only fueling the fire!!" "Ouch."
Pharmakeus Ubik about 4 years ago
After an infant gets past putting everything in their mouths, they usually don’t graduate to the eye.
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Hot Ones the Game Show. One of the contestants asked if eyeballs could sweat.